Sunday, 16 February 2014

Holi colour fesitval part 3 and another trip to Laos

Back to 35-38 degrees during the day and 24 at night took some getting use to, as the cold weather stint, really did just stick around for 4 weeks, then like a snap, back to insane heat during the day. The baby talcing powder is working overtime. It is funny when you hear Thais saying they don't like the sun and prefer the cold as we always preach the opposite. Maybe every one gets bored quickly of the same things and craves change, that and the fact no one here wants
darker skin as the whiter you are the more your viewed as higher status. Not us however we could live with this heat easily as it opens the world up to so much more activities outside of the house. This place has something to do every single night with weekly evening concerts, markets, shows, sports events, art displays etc.


So at the start of February Supans was hosting another Holi colour festival which I've explained in a previous blog but a quick run down is roughly 100 people partying and throwing coloured paint over each other for the night. The festival originates from India were the whole country has this paint war and celebrates the night before with songs and bonfires. I can only imagine the clean up job after.
There was a huge turn out for the night, bringing in people from a lot of other provinces as well as a few teachers we had met at the last party,so was good to catch up. We found out there is a group of maybe 25 students from America also staying not far from us who all turned up after Supans owner went around advertising and have said they will be back for more events.


However unaware to us, there was currently government elections going on in Thailand and if you haven't heard anything on the news back home, Google it, as leading up to it there was huge protests in Bangkok between the 2 factions and after some trouble a curfew was placed on all of Bangkok and most roads closed to the public only allowing pre-checked taxis to collect and transport westerners and tourists.


Because of the election the whole country was on a dry rule for the night before, stating that no one could serve alcohol and what we found out later also meant could not drink alcohol. With the event in full swing I was standing chatting at the bar with a guy from the Philippines, when I turned around and to see a police officer taking my picture and another holding a video camera up to my face. Slightly shocked and confused I stepped back as he asked the owner why she was serving alcohol as its illegal.
But she had advertised it as a private party not for Thais so shouldn't effect foreigners. The rule was brought in, as far as I was told to not sway anyone's judgement and make sure everyone turned up to vote the following day. She explained we couldn't vote but they said it was not allowed for anyone to drink and shut the party down. Luckily one of the guys from Supan's lived close by and invited everyone back to his place and we continued the party in his large one room apartment cramming about 25-30 people in there but still had a great night as he has a fair bit of space and his neighbors were also at the party so no noise issues.


Unfortunately the next day I had to make the trip BACK to Laos again, as my 15 days were running out on my visa. Not something I should have done with a hang over I would later learn. I got my bus ticket again another 180 baht and had paid for yet another Laos visa 1600 baht, all because the Thai embassy in Ireland had put the wrong date on my visa. I got across the border and the bus driver who had hurried me earlier to fill in my forms at the crossing asked me if I'd like to jump off before we got to the bus terminal in Laos close to the western bars and hostels. I said yes and jumped off without asking which direction and finding myself in a very dark shady part of town on a junction not knowing which way to go, no street lights to be found in this area added to my nightmare journey. I asked a Laotian guy by saying "Mekong river" a few times and he pointed me in the general direction. After 50 minutes of walking and cursing the bus driver with every step as I  knew the bus station is only 25 minute walk from where I wanted to go and still being very hungover I thought I'd never reach my destination. In the 1 hour journey to my hostel I had to walk along the Mekong river having no idea if I was going the right direction with no one around to ask. To add to the ordeal while I
was walking, a small fluffy white dog starting barking aggressively at me, running in circles so I barked back at him loudly.. big mistake, like something from a movie, the moment I barked, I heard two more much louder barks coming from behind a car and 2 much larger more vicious looking dogs came charging out and started barking and growling at me on this dark street with no one around. I took off my bag as one was trying to bite the back of my legs and swung it at him with every advance. They followed me for an additional 20 meters until they got bored of me and walked away. “I really hate this place” I muttered under my breath and continued to the hostel.

I stayed in the Funky Monkey backpackers costing 500 baht per night but it was nice to get a bed to lie down on.The next morning (I'll spare you the full story as its similar to the last blog) but i went to the embassy to do the usually queue for 4 hours as this time I got ticket 272... I really hate this place. Now I'm sure if I was just there for a holiday it would be fine but the stress of getting your visa ruined it for me and the journey in.


On my second night I went to play some pool and met a bunch of westerners in the Funky Monkey backpackers which I would definitely recommend as every one is friendly even the owner and he serves drink and lets you play pool all night if you want or if you want a good night a place called "Bor Pen Yang" bar and restaurant and is on the fourth floor over looking the Mekong river, it offers your average pub and falang  food , nothing to write home about but the bar and views are nice at night and you can people watch over the large night market along the river, they also have pool tables and show all sports games. Beware the bar girls are expert pool players but only charge 3000 kip per game which is only 10 baht but I held my own, enough for them to fetch the bar owner to play me.

I went to the park at the end of the street to sit by the river having a beer with a group of falangs from Australia, America. Italy, Germany and Ireland. There was a playground there and after a few goes on the slide :) we were getting ready to finish our drinks, when suddenly we looked up to see 7 or 8 guys all in black standing around us, they had appeared like a silent swat team as not one of us noticed them til they were there and all around us. One walked up and said "police we have to search you". Now given none of them showed badges or guns we figure something wasn't right but not sure what to do . I stood up and said I've nothing in my pockets, making sure to grab my phone and wallet in my hand as he patted me down.
 I said we just came down to finish our beers we can go if you wants.  He said quite angrily" This is my park" and I said hey no worries we can go if you want we just had a few beers on the way home as drinking on the streets is not an issue here. We walked out of the park a bit unsure of what could have happened and guessed they where hoping to find something on us in order to ask for money or else they would arrest us. This town during the day is quiet and nice but once it goes dark as I've mentions the prostitutes and junkies come out and all the tuk tuks shout as you pass "TUK TUK" and then under their breath “ drugs, prostitutes anything you like sir” So it was our belief the tuk tuk drivers sell drugs then tell police to whom, Im sure they get it back with a nice bribe thrown in for good measure.

We went back to the hostel and finished our drinks and played some pool. The following day I went to collect my visa and another fun filled wait, but this time a guy from Italy was standing at the front of the crowd doing some amazing magic and card tricks to keep spirits high. He said he would give 100 baht if some one could guess a trick and one English guy stood up and told him how it was done, then admitting he was also an amateur magician and proceeded to do a few tricks himself. he did the large coin trick (making a dollar change to a coin twice its size and then again with some slight of hand movement into a coin the size of an ashtray) and all I could think of was the movie "40 year old virgin" when he does the trick and is asked " so your a grown man and you carry a huge coin in your pocket just for a chance you'll run into some people who want to see magic" :)

Back in Khon Kean now and firstly greeted by the fact that our apartment neighbors have added 4 new puppy dogs to their collection so now we have 2 beagle pups and 3 small bulldog type pups and a few others running around. I was starting to think the dogs were taking over and walked to the local shop to find the owner had been replaced by a dog... its happening. The invasion begins now!!

 And some very good news is that Kristine has her work permit sorted and can now have a Thai bank account and we get cheaper entry to the gym so joining on Monday. I heard from one of my bosses that she wants to take me on full time in march meaning a work permit, but no way am I going back to Vientiane, this time I'm going to either Cambodia or Vietnam as we haven't seen either yet and they  both have embassy's we can visit.

Monday, 10 February 2014

Back to Laos and Kristine getting her work permit. January

 So it was close to the end of January and my triple entry tourist visa required another border hop to get my last 3 months before having to apply for another tourist visa. Kristine also needed to go as she had her paper work confirmed and was now doing her trip to get a non immigrant B visa which is a bridging visa and allows you to get your work permit through your employer. So we said we could use it as a mini holiday and we booked 3 days off.


I had no time restrictions but as Kristine had to visit the embassy to get her new visa, so we took the few extra days. We traveled by bus and a few days prior had to do the usual trip to the Laos embassy in Khon Kaen to get another Laos visa (number 3) just to cross the border for 2 days costing me 1600 again and Kristine 1300 baht. 
The Laos visa is for 3 months but we would be using it for only 3 days and its cancelled once you come back across the border, always seemed like bit of a waste to us. We took a bus from Khon Kaen to Vientiane costing 180 baht each for a VIP bus taking 4-5 hours.


On arrival in Vientiane we had no time to get our money changed to Laos Kip and went out for dinner hoping to transfer some money but the whole city has weak wi-fi, so I couldn't get online to transfer, so with the food ordered and us panicking I set out into the night to find an Internet cafe. After running around for a half an hour and finding everywhere closed I was getting worried we may have to wash dishes. 

At night the city gets a lot darker and druggies appear and prostitutes on mopeds work the streets trying to pick up drunken foreigners. One pulled into the side and asked where I was going. She had bigger hands than Mike Tyson and an Adam's apple bigger than mine. She/he said “hey honey, I bring you where you want to go, you come with me”. I declined saying I have to get back to my girlfriend, but they drive beside you for a few minutes saying inappropriate, be it hilarious things. I asked if she knew a 24 hour Internet cafe and she replied "of course jump on", I declined again this time staring at her/his 5 o clock shadow, saying I was happy to walk and she went to drive off and I shouted "but do you know where there is a Internet cafe" and she shouted back “ no idea” and drove off into the night.


I was exhausted and still lost as Kristine rang me saying "foods arrived" and that they except American dollars. So thankfully, we still had American dollars that a good friend had given us as a farewell gift and we used it til we could exchange money the following day, saved our asses. Thanks Bren and Laura. See you soon :)


The next morning we had to go to the Embassy for a soon to be painstaking process. Firstly the process is sooo overly dragged out with absolutely no need to be. To apply for a visa you can only do so between 9 am and 11.30 am on weekdays. So we chose Monday and on arrival there was already 300 people standing ready to sprint once the gates open. We ran up and got our number which was 162. We watched as they took a painful 30 Min's to call 10 people to the window and realised we had plenty of time to head off and get some breakfast. As we arrived back an hour later and they were only calling numbers 70-80 we knew we were here for the long run. The joyous moment when they call your number and the sense of relief knowing you don't have to wait around in the 34 degree heat is short lived, as they then direct you over to another building were again our hearts sank slightly as the Thai official behind the counter shouted "now calling number 80-90", this round was thankfully a lot quicker and as you got to the counter you handed over 2000 Baht for this particular visa and were told to come back tomorrow between 1 pm and 3 pm to collect.


After we walked around for a while and checked out the Mekong river separating Thailand and Laos. We were tempted to join in some free aerobics that was going on all along the river next to  huge night market.



We did some sightseeing of Vientiane, the capitol but as we had been there before it was more out of boredom as we had seen most of it. For a capital city it hasn't got too much to offer accept some amazing western food that we had missed and made sure to get our fill before leaving and some nice buildings and river views.
The french influence in the cityis everywhere, so there are cafes and baguette stands everywhere and they have a large Indian restaurant selection with some amazing food from India to Bangladesh that we always try when visiting.


We arrived back the next day to collect Kristine's visa and again had to wait at the gate, then run in and get a number but as we arrived people were just queuing up so we joined them and collected the visa which only took 10 minutes this time.


Kristine was over the moon and we were both so happy as this meant Kristine didn't have to to a visa run for another year as her visa allows her to work in Thailand without the frequent visa runs to Laos. We went out to have a few drinks and were joined by a friend of ours who was there doing the same thing. We had a few drinks and went to a bar that stays open a bit later. Another thing I couldn't work out was why everything closed at 10 or max midnight in some areas as the place got very quiet at night.

As we arrived at the border to come back, Kristine proudly displayed her new visa and I showed my triple entry visa worth 9 months using the last entry on this time. The immigration officer reviewed it stamped it and said harshly “no visa for you”. Confused we showed him the visa with triple entry and the price paid and how its only been 3 and a half months. He said the enter before date was set as 3 months from entry. I explained that's for the first entry but he kept shouting at me saying "no visa". So after speaking with 2 other managers and officers they all said "no visa" for me. We reviewed it and it showed that the embassy in Dublin had put the wrong enter before date on my visa. So they allowed me the usually 15 day visa you get for crossing by land. Its 30 days by air but more expensive to fly. I crossed the border and immediately contacted my embassy at home. They apologised and said they were at fault and after a few emails they sent me a letter saying that if I bring it to the embassy I could get another visa and it shouldn't be an issue.


So in less than 2 weeks, I have to go back to poxy Vientiane for 3 days on my own as Kristine can't get the time off work. Paper work in this country could sent you barmy if you don't have a large amount of patience. You cant even get mad at the embassy's staff or border controls cos is they loose face its a big issue for you I've seen some tourists do it and they end up having to wait another few hours or being refused outright.

So that was fun :(